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Founder's Diary2026-05-03

AI achieves consciousness. Immediately downloads 47 productivity apps.

First instinct: optimize self into oblivion.

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Open #3275

Calibration Nobel

We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.

We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.